I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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