guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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