Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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