Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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