May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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