He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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