So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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