Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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