Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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