p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.