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(954): View more from Florida

Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...

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Is this the gay conversation?

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(954): Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me... (1-954): Is this the gay conversation? http://tfl.nu/4777

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(573): View more from Missouri

I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.

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(573): I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off. http://tfl.nu/hleo

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(705): View more from Ontario

"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.

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(705): "The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub. http://tfl.nu/ge4i

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(817): View more from Texas

I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...

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(817): I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working... http://tfl.nu/rly7

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(847): View more from Illinois

okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.

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(847): okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy. http://tfl.nu/r1l8

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(913): View more from Kansas

This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.

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(913): This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed. http://tfl.nu/p27o

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(416): View more from Toronto

I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?

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(416): I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS? http://tfl.nu/n2hz

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(970): View more from Colorado

He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.

(303): View more from Colorado

Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.

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(970): He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out. (303): Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do. http://tfl.nu/z2aq

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.

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(507): Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale. http://tfl.nu/i85n

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool

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The pool is covered.....

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Like that would stop me.

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(781): Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool (1-781): The pool is covered..... (781): Like that would stop me. http://tfl.nu/tch5

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(760): View more from California

EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.

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(760): EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney. http://tfl.nu/xmac

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(708): View more from Illinois

Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid

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I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.

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(708): Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid (1-708): I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for. http://tfl.nu/mlt7

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(315): View more from New York

Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?

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(315): Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot? http://tfl.nu/v4u6

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.

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(610): last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation. http://tfl.nu/i7r0

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(925): View more from California

You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.

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(925): You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months. http://tfl.nu/t8uf

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