You really coming over, don't trick.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.