You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say