She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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