Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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