JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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