Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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