please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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