hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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