i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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