It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Randomize
