doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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