Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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