I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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