i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He kissed a someone with a penis
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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