If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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