that's an acceptable place to lick
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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