it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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