I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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