We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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