Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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