she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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