would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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