I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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