I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
