I'm really into asian looking animals
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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