Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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