I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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