I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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