I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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