There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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