R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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