pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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