do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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