i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased