Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night

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(312): View more from Illinois

the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses

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(708): View more from Illinois

Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!

(207): View more from Maine

I just puked in my drinking hat.

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(410): View more from Maryland

The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer

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(218): View more from Minnesota

okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"

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(330): View more from Ohio

I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT

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