I want to stick my p in your. b.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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