And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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