What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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