Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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