Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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