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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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