Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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