I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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