I hate your face
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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