is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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