Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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