That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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