It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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