Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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