got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
no you cant smoke seaweed
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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